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Zelda:
Hey I just met you
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Zelda:
And this is crazy
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Zelda:
But I need you to save all of Hyrule
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Zelda:
And I'm not even gonna bang you.
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Link:
That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
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Link:
Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
