Lmfao I fucking love this.
Zelda: Hey I just met you
Zelda: And this is crazy
Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Sorry that I ask for band merch once in a while instead of $500 dollar dresses.
Sorry that I want to go to concerts maybe once every two months instead of partying every weekend.
Sorry that I spend my money on skinny jeans instead of drugs like so many other teens.
Sorry that I spend a lot of time in my room on my laptop isntead of getting drunk and hooking up with randoms.
Sorry that I sometimes ask to go to a friends house instead of just getting up and leaving without warning.
Sorry that I cover my bedroom walls with posters of bands instead of shirtless guys.
Sorry that I wear skinny jeans and hoodies out instead of short shorts and a tshirt that could practically be a bra.
Sorry that I blast music instead of trying to sneak into clubs.
Sorry that I’m not what everybody expects teens to be like these days.
^This.
^^
Fuck yeah.
I laughed way harder than I should have
Ah, I remember this.
Oh my god. Ed used to crack me up.
I think about the same thing at night.
